"I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"
i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
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My dad is downstairs watching the harry potter series for the 1st time screaming and i go to check on him and he says ” YOU’VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME THEY DON’T KILL THE EVIL LITTLE BLONDE LESBIAN FROM THE SNAKE HOUSE BUT THEY KILL DOBBY? WHY DOBBY. THIS RUINED MY CHRISTMAS.”
little blonde lesbian from the snake house
Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur
Two teachers at my school dressed up as cECIL AND CARLOS FOR OUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST